Yatnuttmig is a god.
She takes the form of a giant, compassionate
wyvern.
Yatnuttmig created a top quark two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Yatnuttmig, she will not care.
If you do not believe in
Yatnuttmig, she will turn you into a mole.
Yatnuttmig's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.
Yatnuttmig's Holy Commandments1. Always help grasshopers in need.
2. Do not eat bananas.
3. Hide if six shrews approach from the west.
4. Do not stand on grass.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.