Yatnuttmig is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, compassionate wyvern.

Yatnuttmig created a top quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yatnuttmig, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Yatnuttmig, she will turn you into a mole.

Yatnuttmig's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Yatnuttmig's Holy Commandments

1. Always help grasshopers in need.

2. Do not eat bananas.

3. Hide if six shrews approach from the west.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.