Barnyogtar is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, passionate otter.

Barnyogtar created an electron five million years ago.

If you believe in Barnyogtar, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Barnyogtar, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Barnyogtar's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Barnyogtar's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

3. Worship no other gods but Barnyogtar.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never wear tights.