Kapfitgof is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, able jellyfish.

Kapfitgof created the cosmos three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kapfitgof, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Kapfitgof, she will be very unhappy.

Kapfitgof's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Kapfitgof's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your face brown.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kapfitgof.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never hurt geese.

5. Never talk about seals.