Rapmegbut is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, capable dryad.

Rapmegbut created matter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rapmegbut, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Rapmegbut, she will not care.

Rapmegbut's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Rapmegbut's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about amino acids.

2. Never eat pineapples.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not eat peas.

5. Always help ducks in need.