Yemcappak is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, ruthless hummingbird.

Yemcappak created the universe three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yemcappak, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Yemcappak, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Yemcappak's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Yemcappak's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat melons.

2. Hamsters are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Put Yemcappak first in all things.