Timgofpom is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, slow lizard.

Timgofpom created dark matter eight million years ago.

If you believe in Timgofpom, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Timgofpom, he will have a low opinion of you.

Timgofpom's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Timgofpom's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Timgofpom.

2. Seals are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never talk about black holes.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.