Binzigzem is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, astonishing elephant.

Binzigzem created life three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Binzigzem, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Binzigzem, she will turn you into a frog.

Binzigzem's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Binzigzem's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not speak about oranges.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Run away from green otters, for they are unholy.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.