Gaddobkar is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, temperamental snake.

Gaddobkar created the Black Eye Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gaddobkar, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gaddobkar, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Gaddobkar's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Gaddobkar's Holy Commandments

1. Always help grasshopers.

2. Never go into fawn rooms.

3. Worship no other gods but Gaddobkar.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never write about asteroids.