Cun is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, weak spider.

Cun created the planet Mars three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cun, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cun, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Cun's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Cun's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at stars.

2. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

3. You must love Cun.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never eat tomatoes.