Libkopwik is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, witty mouse.

Libkopwik created the Sun six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Libkopwik, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Libkopwik, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Libkopwik's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Libkopwik's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Libkopwik loves badgers, so they must be respected.

4. Do not kill whales.

5. Always treat tapirs with great respect.