Farshavweg is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, all-powerful mink.

Farshavweg created time and space six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Farshavweg, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Farshavweg, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Farshavweg's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Farshavweg's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Farshavweg.

3. Never laugh near cats.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate birds.

5. Always help otters.