Sisyogbom is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, kind gnu.

Sisyogbom created silver eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Sisyogbom, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Sisyogbom, he will turn you into a hamster.

Sisyogbom's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Sisyogbom's Holy Commandments

1. Always help dolphins in need.

2. Worship no other gods but Sisyogbom.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.