Donhudlist is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, emotional gerbil.

Donhudlist created parasitic wasps four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Donhudlist, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Donhudlist, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Donhudlist's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Donhudlist's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate great tits.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never chant near rats.

4. Never hurt tortoises.

5. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.