Funvogdut is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, overgenerous snake.

Funvogdut created the planet Mars three billion years ago.

If you believe in Funvogdut, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Funvogdut, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Funvogdut's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Funvogdut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never chant in the presence of bats.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Funvogdut.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.