Dityimbig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, benevolent jackal.

Dityimbig created carbon seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dityimbig, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dityimbig, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Dityimbig's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Dityimbig's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat spinach.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Dityimbig loves tapirs, so they must be honoured.