Yik is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, smart seal.

Yik created the Black Eye Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Yik, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Yik, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Yik's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Yik's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in white.

2. Never eat rice.

3. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never think ill of sick seals.