Pogdabmot is a god.
It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, omniscient
crocodile.
Pogdabmot created the planet Venus five million years ago.
If you believe in
Pogdabmot, it will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Pogdabmot, it will turn you into a giant slug.
Pogdabmot's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.
Pogdabmot's Holy Commandments1. Always stare at clouds.
2. Never feed cucumbers to capybaras while wearing corsets.
3. Pigs are unholy and should not be approached.
4. Hide if three turtles approach from the west.
5. Never eat melons.