Nibbonmig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, able gnu.

Nibbonmig created the Large Magellanic Cloud five billion years ago.

If you believe in Nibbonmig, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nibbonmig, he will be mildly annoyed.

Nibbonmig's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Nibbonmig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about black holes.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nibbonmig.

3. Nibbonmig must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Nibbonmig in the centre of the settlement.