Dossjigjadrutgodnegrap is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, boastful duck.

Dossjigjadrutgodnegrap created a photon seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dossjigjadrutgodnegrap, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dossjigjadrutgodnegrap, he will turn you into a mole.

Dossjigjadrutgodnegrap's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Dossjigjadrutgodnegrap's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dossjigjadrutgodnegrap.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always obey Dossjigjadrutgodnegrap's priests.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Never talk about mice.
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