Wotgeptam is a god.

It takes the form of a large, fussy deer.

Wotgeptam created dark matter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wotgeptam, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Wotgeptam, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Wotgeptam's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Wotgeptam's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Never sing near manatees.
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