Quillvinmat is a god.

It takes the form of a small, unjust bee.

Quillvinmat created an electron six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quillvinmat, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Quillvinmat, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Quillvinmat's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Quillvinmat's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear kilts.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Erect a giant black sculpture of Quillvinmat in the centre of the settlement.

5. Put Quillvinmat first in all things.