Wodratkab is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, bad-tempered raven.

Wodratkab created dark energy four years ago.

If you believe in Wodratkab, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Wodratkab, it will turn you into a mouse.

Wodratkab's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Wodratkab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Wodratkab in the centre of the settlement.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not drink water in green rooms.

5. Always pray immersed in water.