Motyakcapteen Fumtailnell Zedsomtun is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, strong whale.

Motyakcapteen Fumtailnell Zedsomtun created the Milkyway seven million years ago.

If you believe in Motyakcapteen Fumtailnell Zedsomtun, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Motyakcapteen Fumtailnell Zedsomtun, she will turn you into a rock.

Motyakcapteen Fumtailnell Zedsomtun's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Motyakcapteen Fumtailnell Zedsomtun's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Worship no other gods but Motyakcapteen Fumtailnell Zedsomtun.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not dye your hair brown.