Motyakcapteen Fumtailnell Zedsomtun
is a god.
She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, strong
whale
.
Motyakcapteen Fumtailnell Zedsomtun
created the Milkyway seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Motyakcapteen Fumtailnell Zedsomtun
, she will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Motyakcapteen Fumtailnell Zedsomtun
, she will turn you into a rock.
Motyakcapteen Fumtailnell Zedsomtun's
most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.
Motyakcapteen Fumtailnell Zedsomtun's Holy Commandments
1. Fast once a month.
2. Worship no other gods but Motyakcapteen Fumtailnell Zedsomtun.
3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
5. Do not dye your hair brown.
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