Rutrak Flannarloop is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, emotional cobra.

Rutrak Flannarloop created the Sunflower Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Rutrak Flannarloop, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Rutrak Flannarloop, he will be mildly annoyed.

Rutrak Flannarloop's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Rutrak Flannarloop's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat carrots.

2. Otters are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Learn four new languages a year.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never eat green fruit.