Bonvabmat Cummadjarn Fligrawdimnad is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, capable cat.

Bonvabmat Cummadjarn Fligrawdimnad created matter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bonvabmat Cummadjarn Fligrawdimnad, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bonvabmat Cummadjarn Fligrawdimnad, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Bonvabmat Cummadjarn Fligrawdimnad's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Bonvabmat Cummadjarn Fligrawdimnad's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. You must pray to Bonvabmat Cummadjarn Fligrawdimnad eight times a day.

3. Put Bonvabmat Cummadjarn Fligrawdimnad first in all things.

4. Do not take Bonvabmat Cummadjarn Fligrawdimnad's name in vain.

5. Never wear black tights.