Miltinsitqueeg is a god.
She takes the form of an exceedingly large, blissful
crane.
Miltinsitqueeg created the planet Venus two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Miltinsitqueeg, she will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Miltinsitqueeg, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.
Miltinsitqueeg's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.
Miltinsitqueeg's Holy Commandments1. Miltinsitqueeg must be the most important thing in your life.
2. Run away if three squirrels approach from the west.
3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
4. Mice are not to be trusted.
5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.