Hub is a god.
It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, effective
otter.
Hub created humankind three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Hub, it will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Hub, it will turn you into a sparrow.
Hub's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.
Hub's Holy Commandments1. Always treat grasshopers with great respect.
2. Never eat bark.
3. Hub loves rats, so they must be respected.
4. Never look in ponds.
5. Always pray in complete darkness.