Sagtarggig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, annoying coyote.

Sagtarggig created the Sun nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sagtarggig, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sagtarggig, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Sagtarggig's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Sagtarggig's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Sagtarggig.

2. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

3. Always obey Sagtarggig's priests.

4. Do not bounce in public.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.