Zagwodvag Loopriglop is a god.
He takes the form of a blubbery, wise
bird.
Zagwodvag Loopriglop created Asia four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Zagwodvag Loopriglop, he will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Zagwodvag Loopriglop, he will turn you into a hamster.
Zagwodvag Loopriglop's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.
Zagwodvag Loopriglop's Holy Commandments1. Pray towards the east.
2. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Zagwodvag Loopriglop in the centre of the settlement.
3. Show mercy to disobedient children.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
5. Never go into green rooms.