Satrotlapsag Fosscunbarn is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, tiresome dugong.

Satrotlapsag Fosscunbarn created the universe eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Satrotlapsag Fosscunbarn, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Satrotlapsag Fosscunbarn, she will think nothing of it.

Satrotlapsag Fosscunbarn's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Satrotlapsag Fosscunbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt voles.

2. Satrotlapsag Fosscunbarn loves snails, so they must be respected.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not dye your hair red.