Jammonham is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, ruthless squirrel.

Jammonham created the planet Jupiter eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jammonham, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Jammonham, she will think nothing of it.

Jammonham's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Jammonham's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never write about electromagnetism.

3. Do not take Jammonham's name in vain.

4. Always treat geese with great respect.

5. Never feed beans to moths while wearing magenta tights.