Dudquatgil Sombitcab is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, sapient slug.

Dudquatgil Sombitcab created the Small Magellanic Cloud two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dudquatgil Sombitcab, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dudquatgil Sombitcab, he will send you a sign.

Dudquatgil Sombitcab's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Dudquatgil Sombitcab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no manatees in a building before entering it.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Dudquatgil Sombitcab loves moths, so they must be respected.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Grasshopers are not to be trusted.