Cetfarnaf is a god.
It takes the form of a very small, effective
chicken.
Cetfarnaf created the planet Jupiter eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Cetfarnaf, it will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Cetfarnaf, it will turn you into a hamster.
Cetfarnaf's most sacred site is Gulval in England.
Cetfarnaf's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear gray clothing.
2. Do not drink alcohol.
3. Never feed peanuts to dolphins while wearing coats.
4. Cetfarnaf loves hamsters, so they must be respected.
5. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.