Cetfarnaf is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, effective chicken.

Cetfarnaf created the planet Jupiter eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cetfarnaf, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cetfarnaf, it will turn you into a hamster.

Cetfarnaf's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Cetfarnaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gray clothing.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never feed peanuts to dolphins while wearing coats.

4. Cetfarnaf loves hamsters, so they must be respected.

5. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.