Natweedid is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, compassionate capybara.

Natweedid created a strange quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Natweedid, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Natweedid, he will cry a lot.

Natweedid's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Natweedid's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about black holes.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

3. Worship no other gods but Natweedid.

4. Never talk about solid mechanics near grasshopers while wearing purple hats and balancing four zinc spheres on your chest.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Natweedid.