Cinwotyik is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, wise dragonfly.

Cinwotyik created everything that exists seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cinwotyik, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cinwotyik, it will come to you in dreams.

Cinwotyik's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Cinwotyik's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick nematodes.

2. Do not take Cinwotyik's name in vain.

3. Always treat ducks with great respect.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.