Dibapprul Hasingceb is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, strong manatee.

Dibapprul Hasingceb created a Higgs boson eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Dibapprul Hasingceb, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dibapprul Hasingceb, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dibapprul Hasingceb's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Dibapprul Hasingceb's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never go into pink rooms.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never write about thermodynamics.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.