Fasbesshog is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, clever rat.

Fasbesshog created dark energy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fasbesshog, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fasbesshog, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Fasbesshog's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Fasbesshog's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fasbesshog.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Doves are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never run in the presence of tortoises.

5. Always treat frogs with great respect.