Ingbeplin is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, amazing eagle.

Ingbeplin created the Small Magellanic Cloud six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ingbeplin, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Ingbeplin, she will turn you into a puffin.

Ingbeplin's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Ingbeplin's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Feed all hungry doves.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.