Quamtithud is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, smart wren.

Quamtithud created the planet Saturn four years ago.

If you believe in Quamtithud, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Quamtithud, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Quamtithud's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Quamtithud's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Quamtithud on top of all buildings.

3. Learn three new languages a year.

4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Quamtithud.