Sitmetquill is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, amazing rat.

Sitmetquill created the planet Mars five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sitmetquill, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Sitmetquill, it will turn you into a tree.

Sitmetquill's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Sitmetquill's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about ultrasonics.

2. Never think ill of sick snails.

3. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

4. Always help sharks in need.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.