Xuckjoptik Dub is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, unselfish penguin.

Xuckjoptik Dub created the Sombrero Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xuckjoptik Dub, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Xuckjoptik Dub, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Xuckjoptik Dub's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Xuckjoptik Dub's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about galaxies.

2. Worship no other gods but Xuckjoptik Dub.

3. Hide if five ants approach from the east.

4. You must pray to Xuckjoptik Dub nine times a day.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.