Bagzenflowbim is a god.
He takes the form of a heavy, caring
hydra.
Bagzenflowbim created silver seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Bagzenflowbim, he will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Bagzenflowbim, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.
Bagzenflowbim's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.
Bagzenflowbim's Holy Commandments1. Do not commit murder.
2. Always stare at clouds.
3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
4. Never think ill of sick ducks.
5. Do not cook food in pots.