Dimwipnulrip is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, compassionate hedgehog.

Dimwipnulrip created Asia two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dimwipnulrip, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dimwipnulrip, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dimwipnulrip's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Dimwipnulrip's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

3. Erect three tin sculptures of Dimwipnulrip on top of important buildings.

4. Always help mice in need.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.