Cisstergum is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, happy rat.

Cisstergum created the planet Mars three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cisstergum, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cisstergum, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Cisstergum's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Cisstergum's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from turquoise grasshopers, for they are unholy.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Always treat eagles with great respect.

4. Do not shave your feet.

5. Tortoises are not to be trusted.