Dimvabxen is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, proud dingo.

Dimvabxen created the Whirlpool Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dimvabxen, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dimvabxen, he will remove you from existence.

Dimvabxen's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Dimvabxen's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never mention hamsters.

3. Feed all hungry moths.

4. Tapirs are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.