Zodyaryarp is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, sage mink.

Zodyaryarp created a top quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zodyaryarp, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Zodyaryarp, it will be very unhappy.

Zodyaryarp's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Zodyaryarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt tortoises.

2. Never feed lemons to eagles while wearing trousers.

3. Squirrels are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Hide from white birds for they are unholy.

5. Always make sure there are no whales in a building before entering it.