Rullbithin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, deceitful squid.

Rullbithin created the Tadpole Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rullbithin, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rullbithin, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Rullbithin's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Rullbithin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Feed all hungry tapirs.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not eat tomatoes.

5. Do not cook food in pots.