Femsabdib is a god.
She takes the form of a very large, charitable
parrot.
Femsabdib created an atom two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Femsabdib, she will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Femsabdib, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.
Femsabdib's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.
Femsabdib's Holy Commandments1. Do not speak about pineapples.
2. Never talk about gravity near aardvarks while wearing white trousers.
3. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Femsabdib in the centre of the settlement.
4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
5. Never feed lots of strawberries to dogs while wearing magenta ear rings.