Femsabdib is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, charitable parrot.

Femsabdib created an atom two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Femsabdib, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Femsabdib, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Femsabdib's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Femsabdib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about pineapples.

2. Never talk about gravity near aardvarks while wearing white trousers.

3. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Femsabdib in the centre of the settlement.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never feed lots of strawberries to dogs while wearing magenta ear rings.