Nadwandag is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unselfish dingo.

Nadwandag created the solar system three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nadwandag, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nadwandag, she will not care at all.

Nadwandag's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Nadwandag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat bananas.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Nadwandag loves snakes, so they must be respected.

4. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

5. Always pray immersed in water.