Pasnibvid is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, humorless squirrel.

Pasnibvid created Africa five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pasnibvid, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Pasnibvid, he will jump up and down on your head.

Pasnibvid's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Pasnibvid's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate grasshopers.

3. Never hurt dogs.

4. Never think about stars.

5. Never talk about ducks.