Pasnibvid is a god.
He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, humorless
squirrel.
Pasnibvid created Africa five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Pasnibvid, he will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Pasnibvid, he will jump up and down on your head.
Pasnibvid's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.
Pasnibvid's Holy Commandments1. Always pray immersed in water.
2. Look mercifully on unfortunate grasshopers.
3. Never hurt dogs.
4. Never think about stars.
5. Never talk about ducks.